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Thank God

Posted: April 24, 2012 in Unbounded Learning
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Back in Philippines, everyone I went to school with a graduating from college. Aside from the egregious amount of graduation pictures they’ve posted on Facebook, there is an even more obnoxious amount of posts that go something like this:

"Kaboom! Finally graduating!"

I find it a little off putting that people thank god for what they and other people have worked for. College would not have been the best four years of her life if she didn’t make it so. And what about the professors, the teachers, and everyone else who made it possible?

Some would say that none of the opportunities that come our way would not be possible if god or some higher power had not willed it. I disagree. I say it is a matter of mathematics. The chances we get are products of our actions or the actions of others, directly or indirectly.

If everything in our life is of free will (as god would have granted us, according to some), then what does he have to do with it?

When you graduate, who will you thank?

Seriously.

Imagine 700 consecutive tweets like this

Twitter’s doing this program that hides those excessive tweets flooding your page. So instead of you just making your life easier by unfollowing that person who tweets about every mundane thing about their life like taking a dump #likeaboss or I’m so in love with @JustinBeiber, flooding your page with shit you didn’t want to know, Twitter’s going to do it for you.

Really? Get off your ass and unfollow them! …Or not, because you need to be on your pc. But you get my drift.

Yeah, I said PC, you mac fag. (kidding, lurve you!)

10 Signs you’re too stupid for Facebook anyway. Here’s a hint, don’t be annoying with annoying tweets and updates.

Same goes with Facebook (which, according to the article, Twitter follows. Haha icwutudidthur. clever.). Instead of bitching about these 12 annoying Facebook friends polluting your newsfeed, grow a damn pair and unfriend them! You hate them anyway and are only hanging out with them because they let you eat their lunch.

funny facebook fails - Clearing Everything Up (Well... Almost Everything)
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Good to know, Brittaney. Thanks for wasting my 5 seconds there.

And no, I really don’t care about what you had for lunch so don’t bother tweeting about it.

I’m a big proponent of being open to your significant other. Facebook, email, twitter, etc. Why wouldn’t you show them what’s in your accounts unless you have something to hide? Personally, I get suspicious especially when the other person blatantly hides things from you like telling you it’s not of your business to ask who keeps texting them.

I asked who it was, not if your sleeping with them. …Are you?

(Trust issues?)

But, in my experience, it could go very wrong. If you’re psycho like me, it can drive you to sabotage the other person. You have access to all their stuff so what’s stopping you? Nothing stopped me. …except him changing his passwords.

The case could also be finding something you don’t want to find out like discovering he’s been paying some webcam girl to talk to him in her underwear and finding out he jokes about telling her he loves her.

Oh well, water under the bridge. Moving on *coughwhorecough*